lions, tigers and snares, oh my!

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

gcoky:

babyferaligator:

deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words

and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear

vaccinate your fucking kids
holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)

pmon3y69:

Are you a man and you’re against abortion? Get a vasectomy. Problem solved.

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

victini:

2 KILOS

victini:

2 KILOS

maythecorpsbewithyou:

jacked-daniels:

hipsterinatardis:

wolkenteiler:

Actual Advice Mallard.

Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.

This duck can save lives.

Also bad news for people with banana allergies :/ other than that awesome advice

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective