Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
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Are you a man and you’re against abortion? Get a vasectomy. Problem solved.
WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
Actual Advice Mallard.
Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.
This duck can save lives.
Also bad news for people with banana allergies :/ other than that awesome advice
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective